Nothing Can Go His WayNothing Can Go His WayTap, Tap, Tap, is the only sound that can be heard in the family room as Ezio sits down waiting for someone to play Chess with him. He groans loudly and slams his head against the chess table, he rubs his eyes 'Mio Dio where is everyone!' he thinks to himself. Ezio continues to tap the table with his index finger; he uses his other hand for his cheek to relax in. Then his little brother passes by, Ezio smiles and quickly runs up to his younger brother "Petruccio come play chess with me!" he places a warmly hand on Petruccio's shoulder. The little brother taps his finger against his chin "What's in it for me?" he asks his older bother. Ezio looks at Petruccio and sighs, "What do you want?" when he says that Petruccio grins widely "Feathers! I want feathers!" he yells. Ezio looks outside to see its raining pretty hard out, the wind hitting against the trees with such force it looks like they are going to fall, and the lightning and thunder don't sound so nice eithe
Annoying Assassins Is Fun-Ch8Annoying Assassins Is FunChapter eight Can I become a badass assassin too?I'm so hugging Al Mualim, he even smells like grandpa
beer. Malik slips his one arm around my waist and pulls me off his master. Aw come on! Malik then moves that arm from my waist and places a hand over my mouth "I'm so sorry master, like I said she's not from here" Al Mualim dusts off his ropes "She's not, young lady a-" I cut him off "OMG you didn't tell him my name" I yell at Malik. Yes I really did say OMG. Al Muslim raises an eyebrow "It's Heather is it not?" he asks. I nod "Then why did you say young lady?" I question him back with my hand on my hip. Al Mualim chuckles "People from the future are very different" he says tacking a seat. Malik nods "Hel- yeah they are" he says fixing his mistake. Hehe Malik was going to say Hell in front of his master. I look behind me to see Altair leaning against pillar acting all cool. I'm sorry but being mean to Altair is so much fun "Hey Altair isn't this
Annoying Assassins Is Fun-Ch7Annoying Assassins Is FunChapter seven Grandpa is that you?I feel someone wake me, I groan "Mommy? Is that you?" I call out to only hear sighs and sinkers. One of my eyes pops open to take a look, only to see Malk, Altair and some other dudes behind me. Wait
why am I only the chick? I begin to struggle "No I'm not a sex slave!" I yell. Altair raises his eyebrow, and Malik sighs "Of course not, you passed out" he says softly. Altair raises his hand "She's having a panic attack should I slap her?" I glare at him what an asshole! Malik gently slaps the back of his head "Novice stop it" he warns Altair. I stick my tongue out at him, serves him right for being a jerk. The people behind them are just gawking at us, I wave at them "Hey!" I say happily. The begin to talk to each other in Arabic, the smile fades "Malik
" he shakes his head "Don't want to know, let's go" Altair throws me over his shoulder, I stare at the random assassins "So like you don't wanna be friends?"
A Little Poem To Pass Along.A Little Poem To Pass AlongRose's Are Red.Violets Are Blue.Sunflowers Are Yellow?Daisies are... wait what?Aw just screw it and I'll get to the point.I love you.No need for other words.
Annoying Assassins Is Fun-Ch6Annoying Assassins Is FunChapter 6 So like, is everyone a hoe?Oh my god, I know that voice it's Maria! I turn around to see Altair and Maria talking. Her hand on his hip and his hand cupping her cheek, I squint I knew it Altair is a hoe just like Ezio. I stand behind Altair "Altyyyyy~ I'm hungry" I say starting to climb his back like a cat. Maria's eyebrow raises "Alty? Who is this?" she asks a bit annoyed. Altair growls "Just some girl" I bite his neck making him yelp. I wave at Maria "It's not girl it's Heather, and I'm English as well!" I say happily extending my hand so we could shake. She just stares at my hand, I begin to wiggle it come on just shake it! Maria grins "I don't shake hands with some girl, later Altair" she says pecking him on the cheek before walking off. I nuzzle my face into Altair's neck "Why she a bitch?" I ask him making the fuuuu face. I hear him sigh "Just don't butt into my business and you won't get hurt" he says walking with my on his back. That w